The Avocado Manifesto

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Meme-first, startup-minded. Built in public with transparency and community-aligned growth.

Our Approach

  • Institutional-grade transparency. We will publish live financial statements and real-time ops dashboards (post-launch) so the community can see how funds move and decisions are made.
  • Startup rigor, meme energy. Clear goals, weekly updates, and community input on key initiatives—without losing the fun that makes memes work.
  • Backed by operators. Structured roadmaps and ROI-led experiments—run like a lean startup.

Our Goal

Operate like a real business:

  • Hire contributors (shillers, page managers, designers, ops).
  • Maintain a live daily profit-and-spend tracker (post-launch).
  • Hold “shareholder-style” community calls to vote on growth priorities and budgets.

Growth Projections 2025

  • For every $1,000,000 in trading volume, $AVO targets approximately $5,000 in creator fee revenue (illustrative).
  • Creator fees fund operations: marketing, creators, partnerships, tooling, and community rewards.
  • The more volume we generate, the more we can reinvest. Shill hard, stack your avocados, and let’s build something that lasts.

Hiring Plan

  • Growth: shillers, meme creators, page managers
  • Creative: illustrators, video editors, motion graphics
  • Developers: new tools & products, integrations
  • Ops: community managers, integrations, partnerships
  • Experiments: micro-grants for community-led ideas